1 Children of the Night<br/>Are They Really Vampires?<br/>Antisocial Vampires<br/>Histrionic Vampires<br/>Narcissistic Vampires<br/>Obsessive-Compulsive Vampires<br/>Paranoid Vampires<br/>2. Maturity and Mental Health<br/>What Causes People to Become Emotional Vampires?<br/>Immaturity Versus Evil<br/>The Everybody and Nobody Rule<br/>What If You See Yourself?<br/>3. The Way of Vampires<br/>Vampires Are Different<br/>Vampires Prey on Humans<br/>Vampires Can’t See Themselves in a Mirror<br/>Vampires Are More Powerful in the Dark<br/>Protecting Yourself from Vampires<br/>4. Lovable Rogues<br/>The Ferrari-Toyota Dilemma<br/>How to Recognize an Antisocial Vampire<br/>The Antisocial Emotional Vampire Checklist: Listening to the Call of the Wild<br/>What the Questions Measure<br/>5. Vampire Daredevils<br/>The Physiology of Excitement<br/>Daredevil Hypnosis<br/>Female Daredevils<br/>How Vampires Keep You Coming Back for More<br/>10 Ways to Protect Yourself from Daredevils<br/>6. Daredevils in Your Life<br/>The Action Hero<br/>The Liar<br/>The Unfaithful Lover<br/>Daredevil Ex-Husband<br/>Daredevil Dads<br/>Daredevil Adult Children<br/>7. Antisocial Used Car Salesmen<br/>Used Car Hypnosis<br/>Is Honesty Really the Best Policy?<br/>8. Vampire Bullies<br/>The Instinct for Aggression<br/>Vampire Bully Hypnosis<br/>What to Do About Bullies<br/>How to Do the Unexpected<br/>9. Antisocial Used Car Salesmen and Bullies in Your Life<br/>Living with a Liar<br/>Bullies in Your Life<br/>Living in a Minefield<br/>10. Therapy for Antisocial Vampires<br/>The Goal<br/>Anger Control Treatment<br/>Treatment for Addiction<br/>Self-Help<br/>What Will Hurt<br/>11. Show Business, Vampire Style<br/>What It’s Like to Be Histrionic<br/>The Histrionic Dilemma<br/>What the Questions Measure<br/>The Histrionic Vampire Checklist: Living a Soap Opera<br/>How to Protect Yourself from Histrionic Vampires<br/>12. Vampires Who Ham It Up<br/>Ham-It-Up Hypnosis<br/>Writing a Safe Role for Yourself<br/>Illness as Theater<br/>Celebrities, Fans, and Wannabes<br/>Nine Ways to Protect Yourself from Histrionic Hams<br/>13. Passive-Aggressive Vampires<br/>Giving Until It Hurts<br/>Illness as Communication<br/>Passive-Aggressive Hypnosis<br/>The High-Self-Esteem Syndrome<br/>Nine Ways to Protect Yourself from Passive-Aggressive Histrionics<br/>14. Histrionics in Your Life<br/>Histrionic Martial Arts<br/>My Mother, the Drama Queen<br/>The Queen of Gossip<br/>Your Depressed Sister<br/>Male Histrionics<br/>15. Therapy for Histrionic Vampires<br/>The Goal<br/>Professional Help<br/>Self-Help<br/>What Will Hurt<br/>16. Big Egos, Small Everywhere Else<br/>What It’s Like to Be Narcissistic<br/>The Narcissistic Dilemma<br/>Narcissism and Self-Esteem<br/>What the Questions Measure<br/>The Narcissistic Vampire Checklist: Identifying the Self-Styled Smartest, Most Talented, All-Around Best People in the World<br/>17. Vampires Who Are Legends in Their Own Minds<br/>How Narcissistic Legends Prevent Themselves from Succeeding<br/>Narcissistic Legend Hypnosis<br/>How to Socialize Narcissistic Legends<br/>Nine Ways to Protect Yourself from Narcissistic Legends in Their Own Minds<br/>18. Vampire Superstars<br/>Dealing with Superstars’ Insatiable Needs<br/>Superstar Hypnosis<br/>Sex and the Superstar<br/>Superstar Depression and Anger<br/>Nine Ways to Protect Yourself from Narcissistic Superstars<br/>19. Narcissists in Your Life<br/>Pundits from Hell<br/>Tiger Mom<br/>Season’s Greetings from the Narcissist in Your Life<br/>20. Therapy for Narcissistic Vampires<br/>The Goal<br/>Professional Help<br/>Self-Help<br/>What Will Hurt<br/>21. Too Much of a Good Thing<br/>What It’s Like to Be Obsessive-Compulsive<br/>How Much Is Too Much?<br/>Punishment, Where Good and Evil Meet<br/>What the Questions Measure<br/>The Obsessive-Compulsive Vampire Checklist: Vice Masquerading as Virtue<br/>The Obsessive-Compulsive Dilemma<br/>22. Vampire Perfectionists and Puritans<br/>Why Do They Always Seem Angry?<br/>Obsessive-Compulsive Hypnosis<br/>Product Versus Process<br/>Demanding Priorities<br/>Perfectionists<br/>How the Imperfect Can Deal with Perfectionists<br/>Puritans<br/>Meet Your Inner Teenager<br/>Nine Ways to Protect Yourself from Obsessive-Compulsives: What to Do When the Good Guys Are After You<br/>23. Obsessive-Compulsives in Your Life<br/>Control Freak<br/>Control Freak Parents<br/>Married to a Control Freak<br/>24. Therapy for Obsessive-Compulsive Vampires<br/>The Goal<br/>Professional Help<br/>What Will Hurt<br/>25. Seeing Things That Others Can’t<br/>Paranoid Purity<br/>What It’s Like to Be Paranoid<br/>The Paranoid Emotional Vampire Checklist: Next Stop, the Twilight Zone<br/>What the Questions Measure<br/>26. Vampire Visionaries and Green-Eyed Monsters<br/>The Paranoid Quest<br/>Paranoid Hypnosis<br/>Visionaries<br/>How to Recognize Crazy Ideas<br/>Paranoids and Religion<br/>Green-Eyed Monsters<br/>The Nine Elements of Vampire-Fighting Strategy: How to Give Paranoids a Glimpse of Reality<br/>27. Therapy for Paranoid Vampires<br/>The Goal<br/>Professional Help<br/>Self-Help<br/>What Will Hurt<br/>28. Sunrise at Dracula’s Castle<br/>Index<br/>FootNote<br/>Ch01_Fn<br/>Ch07_Fn1<br/>Ch07_Fn2<br/>Ch18_Fn1