Effin' Birds 2027 Wall Calendar

Get ready to ruffle some feathers! The Effin’ Birds 2027 Wall Calendar combines full-color vintage bird artwork with sweary diatribes by foul-mouthed avian shit-stirrers tired of sitting tight and playing nice. These birds bring the chaos, the comedy, and a whole lot of attitude. With expletive-laden captions full of unapologetic trash talk, this calendar is snarky, relatable, and deeply therapeutic.

Features include:12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)Cover design eliminates need for plastic packagingPrinted on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based inkPlanning spread for September–December 2026Spans January–December 2027Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and remindersOfficial major world holidays and observancesMoon phases, based on Universal TimeVintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayingsWE PLANT TREES—Andrews McMeel is a proud supporter of Trees for the Future, a nonprofit organization that trains communities on sustainable land use so that they can build vibrant regional economies, thriving food systems, and a healthier planet.