Epic Fail

A laugh-out-loud humor book in the vein of Darwin Awards, collecting stupid stories of real-life screw-ups

"I never really wanted to go to Japan simply because I don't really like eating fish. I know that's very popular out there in Africa."  —Britney Spears

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."  —Arnold Schwarzenegger, former governor of California

Failure can be caused by many things—bad luck, stupidity, or a basic failure to grasp the law of gravity. One thing is certain—when it happens to other people, it's painfully funny. This is a collection of those hilarious, cringeworthy moments. It includes the terrorist who didn't pay enough postage and had his mail bomb returned to sender, the thief who pickpocketed a top international springer, and the hundreds of men who responded to an ad for a penis enlarger, only to be sent a magnifying glass. Mistakes and mishaps, you'll find the best ones here.