Everything Abridged

';Incredibly entertaining and so damn illuminating' (Entertainment Weekly), Dennard Dayle's electrifying and wholly original collection of satirical stories create a bitingly funny portrait of American racism, capitalism, and politics.

A New Yorker Best Book of the Year

';Slyly defiant and blazingly imaginative . . . Dayle's a genre-shattering writer, whose wit and intellect never cease to entertain.' New York Times bestselling author Paul Beatty

Framed as a reference work of humorous ';entries' that offer trenchant social commentary, Everything Abridged presages a dark vision of the near future but tells jokes in the face of it: An intelligence agency operative uncovers a conspiracy to generate conspiracies and realizes his participation in the scheme. A Caribbean monarch meets four decades of American presidents and adjusts his country's foreign policy accordingly. Experiment participants are asked to bring back a gun as quickly as possible. A copywriter on a space colony advertises a weapon with the potential to destroy his home during an intergalactic war.

These and other linked stories, many of which feature a speculative bentabout being Black in America, law enforcement practices in an android society, Olympic speed walking, consumerism, nuclear war, and moreare interspersed with hilarious, one-line definitions for words ranging from abolition to zygote, creating a sharply humorous portrait of American inequality.

With his singular wit, sharp prose, and shrewd observations, Dennard Dayle captures the struggles his characters face to keep hold of their sanity in a society collapsing into chaos and absurdity.